is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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