i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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