Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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