Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just want nice things and good sex
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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