would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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