And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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