sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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