I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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