You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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