If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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