I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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