I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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