Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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