I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
This is my gift to your gina
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Then you guys just all showered together...?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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