Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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