Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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