scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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