you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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