I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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