sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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