Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
