Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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