.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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