When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
MIDGETS
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
did i just pee glitter
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