Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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