Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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