its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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