i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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