Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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