PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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