dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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