thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Come see our sink grown plant.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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