I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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