the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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