i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Acid is not a monday night drug
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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