I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
