i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I think people are normalizing furries
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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