I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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