We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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