butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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