can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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