Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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