so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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