It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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