Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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