Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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