I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I can't turn off my feet"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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