He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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