you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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