So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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